[Killin' It] - Confessions

[Todd Herzog]

Best of luck in the game and ily so hard <3

[Snakecepia "Judas" Towery]

Hubba Hubba is that Erinn I see!?

[Snakecepia "Judas" Towery]

In the wake of some madhouse challenge I was honestly too distracted to even participate in last night, we have somehow come out immune. I'm not really sure how but we did. Can I preface this confessional post by explaining how maddening two All Stars games is at once? Because when you are awkwardly SCREAMING LIKE THIS in your tribe chat since the host of the other game feels the need for you to type passwords such as SEXYJIGGLEASS until you finally crack the code to some boards that allows you to eliminate someone from a challenge. Very refreshing if you do ask me.

Anyways, Feroca is a big ole lez fest right now, spare the fact most of the women on our tribe are actually gay guys doing a tuck and roll before they get dressed in the morning. I felt left out last night while we were doing the puzzles since I was actually focusing on it while Wanda was singing "Lollipop" and Alexis was trying to get into Sandra's Bulgarian panties. A first for her given she is a minor. Anyways, I didn't have a lot of bonding time with them, oopsies, but it shouldnt really matter since my interpersonal relationships with them trump some trullzy tribe chat.

Ted and I somehow managed to sneak away from our abodes last night to meet by the volcano and have a little grinding time, but not really since we are past the point of grinding and on to the point of actual game discussion. Kudumu has a two person buffer over there with Rory and Sekou, not surprisingly, but Ted told me (About two days after everyone else) about Brandon's push to get me out which I already knew about. Not sure why he was so late on it, but I've known about this since it happened. Do I interpret that as he just hadn't seen me around or as a sub priority in what is probably a very long list of allies. I'm not sure, but at least he told me. The timing of it all is very telling to say the least.

I also managed in my time here to concoct a "Seller's Guide" which I'm excited about. It of course is a sequel to Elyse's Buyer's Guide since I am an inferior being to someone as God like as her. All hail the Queen! This comes on the heels of me hearing even more talk of her disdain for me. I honestly cannot wait till we land on the same tribe. Justin Bieber sucks but I think Bob Dylan is about to get it stuck to him if that happens. Look at who you messing with boo.

So yah, I've kind of been sitting around here twiddling my thumbs this round. I've been keeping my lines of communication open since everyone is talking across tribes. I personally hate this, but with 33 people running around right now all doing this, I have very few options. Swaps are coming when we least expect them and I need to make sure I'm solid with the chunk of people I know.

In a very lack luster tribal last night, we witnessed the first member of the black brigade leave us in Rory. It was very tragic. He was getting voted out 6-1 and in a last minute attempt to save him, Brenda played her idol but it was fake, and Rory quit before the votes could even be read. Operation Crushed I guess is what they would call it? Nobody gave a shit about Rory. I just hope I can have his hook back and actually use it this time. Anyways Rory joins Jonas in a Pre-Jury titled minority club. Thankfully, the entirety of Poseidon is white, so they will not be alone for long. I hope Pete (lol) and Rob C make it out alive over there. I am finding both of them very tolerable this season.

My diary pen is running low on ink for the day. I will have to ask production for more tomorrow whilst waiting for a likely unprecedented live challenge on Saturday. How lovely. I'm excited to continue my quest for the lovely idol inside of the voluptuous volcano. Lava abound!

[Erinn Lobdell]

Love the songggg, as usual we got the same taste . Go get'em Queen Vee! Win this time

[Andrea]

You're SEXYJIGGLEASS <33

[Snakecepia "Judas" Towery]

So right now Feroca? or Shakira I should probably say is as cozy as a doormat. I don't quite understand it. None of the girls have really been around except for Alexis and Sandra, and both have been seemingly uninterested in the game. We're so going to swap soon and they will be scattering to try and regain footing in the game. Don't get me wrong I was guilty of it last season, but I've learned my lesson and am trying to take the necessary steps to set myself up to go far in the game. I'm glad this is a puzzle challenge honestly. We should be pretty set between me, Alexis, and Sandra. Even without Phillip I think we'll be fine? I don't see how it's going to be a heat competition like it was last season given the amount of tribes in play.. speaking of which why do we not have tribe flags yet?

[Host Brett]

I'm having some computer troubles, so graphics in general are getting done a little slower. Flags will be up by the end of this round

[Snakecepia "Judas" Towery]

I am literally bored to death on this tribe. lol. Everyone still isn't online much and I always talk to other people across tribes and I'm just bored right now. We're supposedly voting out Phillip tonight and the girl power movement is still very strong so I don't see a blindside a coming, but if one occurred, I do believe it'd happen to Wanda, since the target has already shifted to her next round and Alexis/I are planning a 3-2 split. We feel Eliza/Sandra are just more loyal and valuable to our games than Wanda who is like off in fairy tale world.

In the meantime, since Feroca is busy scissoring in the bushes I made a lot progress on Rob C last night. I believe S5 is sticking together over there and they are booting Cochran or Jason but not too sure about that. I talked to Chase this morning. They're voting out Neleh. Sekou's going to play his fake shiny thing and either kill KP or leave the game. Elyse given her performance in the IC will likely be leaving for TEG. *rejoices* Of course I am sure she is pulling every trick in the book to stay but I don't think it will work. I'll be happy if she leaves. I don't even know what to write about, I feel there is just nothing to talk about on this tribe except lesbians. lol I hope we stay on them for at least another round though. I like feeling safe. Plus I have no motivation to go for Ep titles since Elyse will most likely be getting it this round.

[Snakecepia "Judas" Towery]

My first and probably last conversation with Phillip all game:

hey 'pia. would you mind telling me what's the word? I hope you don't consider voting me out. Ready to put some work in now. Was busy meditating in stealth that's all.

If I keep you will you scissor me? lol You're getting votes tonight. I need some lovin' to keep a brotha.

[Snakecepia "Judas" Towery]

[Snakecepia "Judas" Towery]

I spoke too soon!

[Andrea]

you whore

[Snakecepia "Judas" Towery]

Jun 11, 2013 12:47:06 GMT -5 Andrea said:

you whore

Orlly?

[Andrea]

penis

[Snakecepia "Judas" Towery]

I hate this bitch

Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Dani Vee (3:29:18 AM): Nice blindside. I'm impressed.
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Kaitlin Grier (4:14:02 PM): It occurs to me that I should correct my response to your IM
Kaitlin Grier (4:14:07 PM): I didn't actually cause the blindside
Dani Vee (4:14:20 PM): Oh herro
Kaitlin Grier (4:14:22 PM): So I feel like saying "Thanks" is probably rather disingenuous
Dani Vee (4:14:58 PM): lawl okay?
Dani Vee (4:15:08 PM): If you say so haha
Kaitlin Grier (4:15:27 PM): Well, I just don't want people going, "Ermagerd, Elyse = Super Threat"
Kaitlin Grier (4:15:53 PM): If I'd actually caused the blindside, that'd be cool
Kaitlin Grier (4:16:06 PM): But I don't wanna get targeted for crap I didn't do
Dani Vee (4:16:41 PM): Who caused the blindside that round?
Kaitlin Grier (4:16:58 PM): Well, I dunno if they're okay with me telling people
Kaitlin Grier (4:17:37 PM): But basically my only role was to show up, hear, "Hey, Elyse, how would you like to not go home and vote Brandon off?" and say, "Hell yeah!"
Dani Vee (4:18:49 PM): Well congrats on staying. I heard you were leaving the night before tribal.
Kaitlin Grier (4:19:00 PM): Yeah, that's what I heard too
Kaitlin Grier (4:19:20 PM): My entire confessional was basically me going, "Well, I'm so screwed."
Kaitlin Grier (4:19:51 PM): Gwad was like a nightmare to be on, too, since it was pretty much only people from my seasno
Dani Vee (4:20:56 PM): Does your season hate you or something?
Dani Vee (4:21:00 PM): Are they jealous?
Kaitlin Grier (4:21:03 PM): Not jealous.
Kaitlin Grier (4:21:14 PM): I was OTTP in person, OTTN4 in my confessionals
Kaitlin Grier (4:21:26 PM): So everybody was convinced that they had just given the win to the nicest person ever
Kaitlin Grier (4:21:56 PM): And got quite a rude surprise when confessionals were opened
Dani Vee (4:22:45 PM): lawl wut
Dani Vee (4:22:47 PM): You OTT
Dani Vee (4:22:52 PM): I'm confused. That happened?
Kaitlin Grier (4:23:27 PM): Yeah, that happened. lol
Kaitlin Grier (4:24:55 PM): So I was pretty darn unpopular after the season ended
Kaitlin Grier (4:25:13 PM): Plus our tribe name was a direct insult to another player, if you translated it from Belarusian
Kaitlin Grier (4:26:15 PM): So when I saw I was on Gwad, I basically as just like, "Well, guess I really don't need to worry about sticking around this thing long term"
Dani Vee (4:27:01 PM): Omg brb translating it to Belarusian
Kaitlin Grier (4:27:27 PM): It's a phonetic translation, so it might not come across well
Dani Vee (4:30:10 PM): lol i can't get it. Who was it insulting?
Kaitlin Grier (4:30:20 PM): Haha
Kaitlin Grier (4:30:21 PM): It was Candice
Kaitlin Grier (4:30:30 PM): Kendis Smokca is "Candice sucks" in Belarusian
Kaitlin Grier (4:30:45 PM): But the funny thing was that it was totally referencing a different Candice
Dani Vee (4:30:52 PM): Ooh. Lol I thought you were talking about Tres in Gawd
Kaitlin Grier (4:30:53 PM): From another series, who kept dissing me
Kaitlin Grier (4:31:00 PM): Oh, not Tres en Gwad, no
Dani Vee (4:31:02 PM): Im blonde
Kaitlin Grier (4:31:04 PM): That was just Dylan being Dylan
Kaitlin Grier (4:31:08 PM): No, you're not
Kaitlin Grier (4:31:09 PM):
Dani Vee (4:31:35 PM): How would you know? ;O
Kaitlin Grier (4:31:58 PM): ;D
Dani Vee (4:33:09 PM): images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120828151661/thehungergames/images/7/76/Tumblr_m65cdzFMD31qas70b.gif
Dani Vee (4:34:13 PM): I kid kid. But I love me some tyra. How do you like NuBaci?
Kaitlin Grier (4:35:17 PM): Bahaha. Tyra <3
Kaitlin Grier (4:35:22 PM): And nuBaci is wonderful
Kaitlin Grier (4:35:28 PM): I'm hoping we do well in the challenge
Kaitlin Grier (4:35:31 PM): Don't wanna lose anybody
Dani Vee (4:37:02 PM): Same over here on NuTEG! I wish we still had 5 or so tribes so that the odds of going to TC were much less but oh well. It's going to be weird only having one tribe immune now.
Kaitlin Grier (4:37:10 PM): Yeah
Dani Vee (4:40:32 PM): I'm hoping that my tribe wins immunity tonight so I can cure the case of crabs that Wanda brings to each tribe she is on. She is trying to spread them to TEG like wildfire. I'm busy creating a topical spray with ingridients from the secret herbs of Sausage Island as well as with a water base from the hidden oasis. It's a lot of work. If we go to tribal tonight it will have to wait for another time.
Kaitlin Grier (4:40:44 PM): Wow
Kaitlin Grier (4:40:56 PM): I hope my tribe wins immunity tonight so that I don't have to go to tribal council.
Kaitlin Grier (4:41:02 PM): Your reason is much more interesting, though.
Dani Vee (4:42:11 PM): That's always good to. I definitely want to be safe
Dani Vee (4:42:18 PM): but I also dont want crabs in my tribe camp
Dani Vee (4:42:19 PM): so
Dani Vee (4:42:23 PM): It must be done
Kaitlin Grier (4:43:09 PM): Well, if you go to tribal
Kaitlin Grier (4:43:13 PM): Couldn't you just... vote Wanda off?
Kaitlin Grier (4:43:16 PM): Wouldn't that kill them?
Dani Vee (4:44:00 PM): Actually it wouldnt
Dani Vee (4:44:06 PM): Wanda is using her crabs as strategy
Dani Vee (4:44:29 PM): because you see, Wanda says if she gets voted out she will cause a stir at tribal and try to infect as many people as she can with them before her torch gets snuffed
Dani Vee (4:44:31 PM): including the hosts
Dani Vee (4:44:37 PM): so honestly it mihgt just maek them spread
Kaitlin Grier (4:44:42 PM): She's probably bluffing
Kaitlin Grier (4:44:44 PM): I'd do it anyway
Kaitlin Grier (4:44:55 PM): Get Danielle to crush them with her boobs
Kaitlin Grier (4:45:00 PM): And Sydney can bland them to death.
Dani Vee (4:46:56 PM): Well I think Danielle is scared of her boobs getting the infection
Dani Vee (4:47:03 PM): And Sydney. I guess she could do that
Dani Vee (4:47:23 PM): I'm just worried the crabs power so I'm trying to disintegrate them before we cross that bridge
Kaitlin Grier (4:47:37 PM): Ah, just sit and do nothing.
Kaitlin Grier (4:47:40 PM): It worked for the real Vee.
Dani Vee (4:51:51 PM): That could work out very nicely actually. We'll see. Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow morning and feel lazy and not want to finish my project. Although I'm really a finish what you start kind of a person.
Kaitlin Grier (4:52:28 PM): Hahaha
Kaitlin Grier (4:52:33 PM): Hey, question
Kaitlin Grier (4:52:44 PM): What were Vecepia's three favorite classes in school?
Kaitlin Grier (4:52:52 PM): Answer: Drama, Drama, Drama!!
Kaitlin Grier (4:53:22 PM): [/the only possible joke than can ever be made about Vecepia, because it's the only thing she ever said in Marquesas, ever.]
Dani Vee (4:55:55 PM): Hey! It's not the only thing she ever said on Marquesas!
Dani Vee (4:55:57 PM): She talked abotu God!
Dani Vee (4:55:59 PM): and JEsus!
Kaitlin Grier (4:55:59 PM): Anyway, time for work
Dani Vee (4:56:00 PM): :-P
Kaitlin Grier (4:56:01 PM):
Kaitlin Grier (4:56:03 PM): ttyl!
Dani Vee (4:56:07 PM): have fun!
Kaitlin Grier (4:56:10 PM): Also, I'm a demon
Kaitlin Grier (4:56:12 PM): I screen that stuff out
Kaitlin Grier (4:56:16 PM): Makes me itch.
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