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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 2, 2013 22:50:13 GMT -5
RANKING OF MOST LIKELY TO WIN THE GAME
1. sekou
2. kelly
3. pete
4. christa
5. mary
6. sandra
7. neleh
8. miki
9. phillip
10. chase
11. rob m
12. rob c
13. ibrehem
14. eliza
15. kourtney
16. alex
17. candice
18. carter
19. cochran
20. colby
21. danielle
22. coach
23. jason
24. shawna
25. sydney
26. ted
27. brandon
28. judd
29. jonas
30. vecepia
31. sean
32. alexis
33. kim p
34. rory
35. wanda
36. sekou
not only is sekou the best but also worse than the worst
and that's why he is so great
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Billy
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Post by Billy on Jun 3, 2013 21:41:48 GMT -5
Thank you for approving of my picture.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 3, 2013 21:54:36 GMT -5
WANDA IS THE STAR OF EPISODE 1 OF SAUSAGE ISLAND ALL STARS
it's like when jenna lewis was like the focal character of ep 1 of survivor all stars EXCEPT WANDA IS ACTUALLY GREAT AND NOT ANNOYING AND A FUCKING PHENOMENON
AMERICA'S FAVORITE HAS RETURNED, BITCHES
AND THIS TIME
WE'RE GONNA GET
FUNKY funky FUNKY funky
EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 3, 2013 23:37:04 GMT -5
Someone go write my confessional for me. I am a captain. I do not type confessionals. That is far too petty a task for a captain.
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Post by Brenda "DropsHerBooty" Lowe on Jun 3, 2013 23:38:32 GMT -5
HI I'M WANDA ME AND MY LIVER SPOTS ARE GOING TO MAKE MERGE BUT BECKY (MY FAVORITE) IS GOING TO BE MY F2 BECAUSE SHE'S A WHORE AND JELLY AND GUS ARE BOTH JEALOUS (HA GET IT) SO THEY'LL VOTE FOR ME.
I'M GONNA WIN THE GAME AND THE ONLY REASON I WON'T IS BECAUSE I BROKE MY BACK TRYING TO LIGHT A FIRE. WHICH I WON'T DO. BECAUSE I'M A CAPTAIN.
DID I MENTION LIVER SPOTS.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 3, 2013 23:42:02 GMT -5
anymore
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Post by Andrea on Jun 4, 2013 8:48:30 GMT -5
WANDA IS THE STAR OF EPISODE 1 OF SAUSAGE ISLAND ALL STARS it's like when jenna lewis was like the focal character of ep 1 of survivor all stars EXCEPT WANDA IS ACTUALLY GREAT AND NOT ANNOYING AND A FUCKING PHENOMENON AMERICA'S FAVORITE HAS RETURNED, BITCHES AND THIS TIME WE'RE GONNA GET FUNKY funky FUNKY funkyEVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS So you're already predicting on getting 3rd place already?  |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 4, 2013 8:49:33 GMT -5
EPISODE 001: THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE Well, well, well. I guarantee no one ever expected Wanda Shirk to be the powerhouse of the first challenge of Sausage All Stars. With her wrinkly, aged skin and over-used joints from too much sex, the lady can barely walk to get her mail, much less grab sausages for two hours straight. But, hey, she prevailed. And she's here to prove something.
Wanda Shirk is not here to sing campfire songs and have mindless joyful sex.
She is here to fucking dominate, because she is a fierce motherfucker with a cavernous, black hole of a vagina that will suck up all her opposition.
And it started with the captain's challenge. That's the beginning of the end. Everyone assumed Wanda would go out early, since she clearly is not capable at winning anything ever, right? Mostly right, but in this case, NO! Dead ass wrong. I continuously got one of the early weiners (and then had to wait for forever for the round to finish :l) to prove to not only myself, but to the entire cast. Wanda is here to play this game, and she will play it hard.
I have to go to work but when I get home I'll discuss strategies during the challenge, the captain's choices, and the new tribes. Bye whores. [/b] |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 4, 2013 8:50:03 GMT -5
WANDA IS THE STAR OF EPISODE 1 OF SAUSAGE ISLAND ALL STARS it's like when jenna lewis was like the focal character of ep 1 of survivor all stars EXCEPT WANDA IS ACTUALLY GREAT AND NOT ANNOYING AND A FUCKING PHENOMENON AMERICA'S FAVORITE HAS RETURNED, BITCHES AND THIS TIME WE'RE GONNA GET FUNKY funky FUNKY funkyEVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS So you're already predicting on getting 3rd place already? probably tbh |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 4, 2013 8:53:12 GMT -5
why is Phillip's icon an eliminated player's color...
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Post by Stephanie "The Hobbit"Valencia on Jun 4, 2013 9:57:57 GMT -5
Hi bby. <3
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 4, 2013 23:41:17 GMT -5
I was typing a confessional but I'll fucking finish it tomorrow. Way too fucking pissed to do this right now. I don't even wanna be online. Think I'm going outside to smoke. :l
Like, seriously a fucking captain groupchat without me present? The fuck kinda shit is that.
And then right when I am starting to get somewhere campaigning to save Jonas and send Sekou packing, Jonas goes and fucks it up with his ~so brilliant~ strategic prowess and tries selling out Phillip. THAT'S STILL SOMEONE FROM OUR TRIBE. THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE. I know I didn't want Jonas on my tribe, much less in the game, in the first place, but now that he's here I was stuck with him and I was gonna make it work because this game is about adaptability and I was adapting but right when everything is set to be okay and easy sailing shit hits the fucking ceiling and drips back down on my head and I'm too fucking pissed to wipe the shit off my forehead.
What the fuck ever.
Jonas, you're an overzealous cuntbag with a god complex that is more noticeable than a horse in a pig farm. It's as blatant as a penis lodged inside a rectum. It's as fucking obvious as a jalapeno pepper in a bowl of cottage cheese.
What the fuck am I even saying.
Just.
Fuck everything.
These are the moments when I'm glad I own a bowl.
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Post by Ozzy Lusth on Jun 5, 2013 0:06:59 GMT -5
I like you just for the Wimbledon mention in your thread title...
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Post by Todd Herzog on Jun 6, 2013 3:13:00 GMT -5
You are fucking fantastic and hilarious <3 Better be sharing that bowl sometime though >  |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 7, 2013 14:38:41 GMT -5
seriously too fucking lazy to write a confessional and like also too lazy to make a video DR shrugs
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