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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 1, 2013 23:39:29 GMT -5
I just win a lot of things, okay? But probably not this game. It's a fucking huge game. We'll see though. Maybe I can fuck shit up and take names using my saggy clitoris and liver spots as a guide.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 1, 2013 23:55:58 GMT -5
PEOPLE I HAVE ALREADY TALKED TO:
Pete. Love him. He's so easy to talk to and I really enjoyed our conversation. He was easy to open up about his feelings on things, which I like, but also could potentially be a dangerous blunder? IDKIDK we'll see.
Miki. LOVE. Such a drunken mess. <3 She passed me her tequila and told me she loved my gameplay in SI4. That's probably a lie because everyone hated me but whateverrrr. I adore her nonetheless. EDIT: She just made us a lesbian showmance. Holla @ me.
Sydney. Ew Shadz leave me alone every time we play together you hate me and target me why what did I ever do to you stop it why I LOVED YOU IN URTV12 AND YOU MADE ME OUT TO BE THE BIGGEST VILLAIN OF EVER AND YOUR NUMBER 1 THREAT WHAT EVEN. READ ME BETTER JESUS. I do <3 you though even if you're a smelly cuntface.
Vee. Queen Vee is <3 but prob not that invested in this game. She's about to be in 3 AS games at once loool oops.
Ted. He licked my liver spots and yelled about chicken then didn't answer me anymore. Good ol' Ted.
Kourtney. This is a little wary. She's gotten close to me again over facebook I think for this very reason. I am of course not sure about her whatsoever, but she was good to me last time so what reason do I have as of now to betray her?
Alexis. Had her period in the middle of our conversation. Likes penis a little too much to be healthy. Wants to take a dick in the ass but is scared to. Why is she telling me this.
That's all so far. Yay. Coach is on but I don't feel like talking to him. Don't think I'd get along with that at all. Shrugs owell.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 2, 2013 0:15:05 GMT -5
UPDATE.
Alexis is a cuntwad. She found out that I'm swinubble so she IM/PMed every account I own saying "who r u." she even snapchatted me, tweeted me, facebooked me.. it's annoying as shit. Alexis does these things and thinks it's cute and funny but there's really nothing attractive about her in the slightest and I never will think there is. She's an immature little fuckwit and it's really hard to get along with her. But I try. Oh, how I try.
At the end of the game when she sees this, lol she'll be pissed but shrugs as if I fucking care.
Jonas is also on but he hates me so idk if we'll ever talk at all. Owell.
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Post by Tarzan on Jun 2, 2013 0:53:47 GMT -5
I just win a lot of things, okay? But probably not this game. It's a fucking huge game. We'll see though. Maybe I can fuck shit up and take names using my saggy clitoris and liver spots as a guide. #TEAM SAGGYCLITORIS
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 2, 2013 1:01:05 GMT -5
When I win this game and have enough money, I'm gonna buy a CliTaurus. I hear those are very nice cars. Old friendly.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 2, 2013 1:30:56 GMT -5
final 2 alliance with brett, just formed, but don't tell him I plan on backstabbing him first chance I get.
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Post by Host Brett on Jun 2, 2013 1:31:31 GMT -5
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Post by Brenda "DropsHerBooty" Lowe on Jun 2, 2013 1:33:17 GMT -5
Oh hey Wanda remember that time I stole your spot in SI3 because you were at a ski trip? good luck boo I'm rooting for you.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 2, 2013 8:25:26 GMT -5
YEAH I REMEMBER. YOU WASTED BRENDA LOWE.
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Post by Andrea on Jun 2, 2013 11:49:37 GMT -5
Look it's Wanda getting wigy with it. HEY! I thought I was your lezbo showmance.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 2, 2013 12:52:21 GMT -5
Sorry Andrea but your boobs are super uneven in your avatar and it creeps me out so I"m sticking to Miki. Sorzzzz.
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Andrea
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Post by Andrea on Jun 2, 2013 14:34:58 GMT -5
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 2, 2013 21:47:42 GMT -5
Pretty sure Billy's avatar picture was taken when he told Candice he loved her.
I paprove.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 2, 2013 21:48:03 GMT -5
I also can't spell approve. Blame it on the alcohol that I haven't been drinking tonight. It is doing this to me.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jun 2, 2013 22:14:08 GMT -5
Wanda Shirk 10:50 pm derppppp
carter williams (cartwilliams10) is offline 10:58 pm off to bed Ill be on tomorrow after school to talk. 2m ago IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send carter williams (cartwilliams10) a text message carter williams 10:55 pm [Offline IM sent 3m ago] That's me
Wanda Shirk 10:58 pm did i miss you
carter williams 10:59 pm Idk did you
Wanda Shirk 11:00 pm oh you are invis what a troll
carter williams 11:01 pm What I gotta go to bed ill talk tomorrow bye
Wanda Shirk 11:04 pm adios
best conversation of the game, ladies and gentlemen.
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