Post by Snakecepia "Judas" Towery on Jul 29, 2013 18:56:10 GMT -5
*Thirteenth person voted out and the fourth member of our Jury*
[VECEPIA]
Vee: “Still think you independent? Well y’all ain’t and y’all still need to LOG OUT.”
*Snuff*
The bad girl. That was all Vecepia "Vee" Towery had known during her time on Sausage Island. After thirty-one long days of descent, bad girls club style fighting, weave pulling, steamy girl on girl romance, and hidden immunity dildos, Vee was destined to walk off of the Sausage Island a changed person ready to change her life and get her good name back. She knew her edit on television would be horrendous. She was universally known as the foulest word a Brit could utter, and she wore it proud, but as she stepped off of Flight 537 returning to Portland, Oregon something inside of her had changed.
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Andrea Boehlke slammed her glass down at the The Rooster one of the most frequented bars of Portland. It was a stroke past 8 o clock on a Tuesday night, and Vee was sitting at the bar with her good friend Andrea, catching up with her following her time on Sausage Island.
Andrea: “Gurl! You need to give me all the details on this Sausage Island. I cannot contain myself to know how you did.”
Vee: “Secret.” Vee, said with a wink. She knew nothing could be revealed, for it would affect the prize money she had accumulated for landing on the Jury, and she didn’t want to risk losing that.
Andrea: “Oh come on! You can tell me! I have some big news for you! I just want to know!”
Vee: “Do you want to receive a shimmering gift from me come July when your birthday roles around?" Vee said with a snicker, "I suggest if you do you quit asking me sugar pie. Now please enough about Sausage Island. I’m sure there will be plenty to talk about when the show begins to air in a few weeks. Tell me what this big news is you have for me.”
Immediately Andrea’s face turned a bright shade of red, as if she hadn’t realized she had let it be known she had news to share.
Andrea: “I erhm”
Vee: “What’s wrong hun? Why are all of a sudden so flustered?”
Andrea: ”Well you see.. while you were gone I might have met a boy.. err a couple of boys.”
Vecepia immediately slammed her palm against her forehead. Before she had left for Sausage Island, Vee had told Andrea to do one thing and that was stay away from boys! She had always had a reputation for being a flirt, and this instance was no different. Within the hour, Andrea had spilled everything. In a desperate attempt to get an inside scoop on the juice of this season of Sausage Island, Andrea had hooked up with numerous prediction writers following Vee’s departure from the real world. In a list headlined by the likes of Ozzy, Ace, Boo Bear, and Sekou, Andrea was ready to make her announcement.
Andrea: “I’m pregnant and going to be on Maury!”
Vee glared at her, literally in shock. She had gone on national television and had just been told her best friend was going on Maury to figure out who the father of her child was. Here she sat thinking Sausage Island was a soap opera, and immediately her world is thrown into the likes of a day time soap opera. In the coming weeks, Andrea and Vee prepared to go on Maury, and fly across the country. While Andrea was just three months pregnant, there was a lot of preparation that needed to be done, but just one month shy of the start of Sausage Island All Stars, Vee and Andrea made their way onto the Maury show.
Maury: “Today I have Andrea Boehlke and Vecepia Towery who are best friends living in Portland, Oregon. We are here today to figure out who the father of Andrea’s child is."
Vee had no idea what she was doing out here. Her season of Sausage was airing, and as expected, America thought she was a villain, bitch, and diva, which was fine with her, but here she sat like a saint next to a sweetheart slut in Andrea Boelhke. Suddenly her appearance was beginning to change. The audience viewed her as a moral supporter, much different from her portrayal on the show. While Andrea was in the spotlight, Vee sat quietly and listened to her friend answer question after question. One by one every man was brought out and told the results of the paternity test that is required for the show.
Maury: “Ozzy, you are not the father!”
Maury: “Boo Bear… you are not the father!”
Maury: “Ace… you are not the father!”
Only one person Andrea remembered sleeping with remained – the infamous Sekou, also a contestant on the third season of Sausage Island! Vee was appalled, Andrea had never been the type to be into black guys, much less someone such as Sekou. She was more concerned Andrea just had another one of her drunk hook-ups, but then…
Maury: “Let’s bring out Sekou!”
Immediately Vee turned bright red. She watched as the big black man walked down to take a seat next to her. She was mesmerized. The way he walked, the look on his face, the American flag bandana, it was all so enticing to her. She wanted him. Vee was not the type of woman to fall for someone so easily but the minute she saw Sekou, she was starstruck and praying that he was not Andrea’s baby mama.
Sekou: “hey y’all. i big n black sekou. i like chicken”
Andrea and Vee, both sat on stage, beat red. Andrea for having this be an option as a baby daddy, and Vee.. madly in love with this black ogre. What was this going to mean for her?
The minutes crawled by during the commercial break. Vee could only think about Sekou, and Andrea could only think about trying to buy a three month morning after pill to cure her pregnancy, and when Maury returned.. the results were announced.
Maury: "In this case Sekou…
Sekou..
You
Are
NOT
The father.”
Sekou: “o yay sekou mad eberated. no babies. sekou happy. sekou go look at naked women now.”
Within ten minutes the show had ended and Andrea didn’t know what to do with herself. She was bawling her eyes out, and normally, Vee would be right by her side, but as soon as the cameras cut, Vee was backstage with Sekou.
Sekou: “sekou want see naked women. Would you show self to sekou? sekou would be appreciative.”
While Andrea was bawling backstage, Vee and Sekou met in a warm embrace only to be finished off by a passionate kiss, for Vee at least, as Sekou kept it wet and sloppy in true Sekou style.
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The next morning Vee woke up next to Sekou. Not surprisingly, the producers of Sausage Island noticed their chemistry on Maury, and since they never stop watching television, Vee received a call within the week asking to return to Sausage. Shocked but excited, Vee accepted, not only because she was ready to go back and prove to America she wasn’t some over the top diva, but also because her boo Sekou was going to be on the show. After their night together Sekou went on about his business, but would always call Vee saying, “sekou want to try one of sekou’s top 11 lubricant sekou.” Of course Vee never turned down the offer and was off to Sekou's apartment faster than Amanda Bynes running to a line of coke. She was in love with the chunky black man, and she was looking forward to playing Sausage Island All Stars with him.
After Vee and Sekou had confirmed their spots on Sausage Island All Stars. Vee went back to helping her good friend Andrea out, and eventually called her friend Erinn Lobdell to schedule an abortion for Andrea, since she was only 23 and couldn’t be bothered raising a child unless she was drunk. By the end of May, it was time for Andrea and Vee to part ways as Vee returned to the Sausage Island for what she assumed would be her final time.
Andrea: “I’m going to miss you so much!”
Vee: “Now Andrea, don’t you get knocked up again. I’m not going back on Maury you here me hun?”
Andrea: “I won’t as long as you don’t get knocked up by the big, black Sekou!”
Vee and Andrea embraced, and then Vee gave her a bottle of tequila for her to survive on while Vee was away.
Vee: “Now when I come back, I’m going to bring a piece of this island back with me, and you’re going to like it okay?”
Andrea nodded her head in confusion, but realized it was time for Vee to board the plane, but was left wondering what part of the island was and meant.
It was at this point, Vee boarded her plane for the great Sausage Island, but what was it that Vee wanted to bring with her back from Sausage Island?
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Lex: Welcome back friends to Sausage Island All Stars!
I guess that’s a story.. for another time!
